Cynical Reviews
Cynical Reviews
  • Видео 80
  • Просмотров 68 905 131
Why Season 2 of VELMA Is Even Worse – Cynical Reviews
Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 15% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon.
ALL MY LINKS - linktr.ee/cynicalreviews
00:00 - Prologue
2:00 - Intro
3:06 - Recap of Velma Season 1
4:49 - Ad
5:59 - Season 2 Plot Summary
7:50 - Writing Problems
12:17 - Characters
23:16 - The “Comedy”
33:43 - Animation
35:40 - Insulting The Franchise
38:52 - On The Subject of Hate-Watching
41:01 - Talking About Something Good For Once
42:35 - Conclusion
43:24 - Outro and Supporter Credits
Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a RUclips channel member.
PATREON - www.patreon.com/CynicalReviews
CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - ruclips.net/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0...
Просмотров: 244 978

Видео

LADY BALLERS - Comedy At Its Worst
Просмотров 96 тыс.2 месяца назад
wtplay.link/cynicalreviews - Download War Thunder for FREE and get your bonus! *This video was originally uploaded a few weeks ago, but it received a manual copyright claim. I disputed the claim, but the company essentially told me to go screw myself. So I had to re-edit it in more of a slideshow format and hope they leave me alone. ‘Lady Ballers’ is a sports comedy from Conservative news and m...
Netflix's DAMSEL - An Exemplar of Terrible Writing
Просмотров 196 тыс.2 месяца назад
Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 20% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon. Netflix’s Damsel (2024) is a generic, unoriginal, boring, uninspired faux-girlboss fantasy adventure that released 30 years too late to have anything meaningful to say. It’s also a great example of everything that can go wrong when writing a script, and demonstrates exactly the kind of thing...
'LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED?' - An Anti-Bullying Film Gone Wrong
Просмотров 296 тыс.7 месяцев назад
Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews to get up to 50% off sitewide for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! Brought to you by Raycon. ‘Love Is All You Need?’ is an anti-bullying film that depicts a dystopian world in discrimination against LGBT people is turned on its head. The results were mixed. ALL MY LINKS - linktr.ee/cynicalreviews 00:00 - Ad Preamble 1:42 - Intro 4:55 - ‘Love is All You Need?’ (2...
UNPLANNED - An Atrocious Anti-Abortion Propaganda Movie
Просмотров 511 тыс.9 месяцев назад
Partnered with Ridge Wallet, Check them out here! ridge.com/Cynical ‘Unplanned’ (2019) is one of the most egregious examples of a propaganda movie that I’ve ever seen. Based on a heavily disputed “true” story, it’s full of blatant inaccuracies and manipulative distortions, put forward in order to push its anti-abortion agenda and preach to its target audience. Let’s talk about that. Non-Adverti...
How VELMA Became The Most Hated Show Of All Time
Просмотров 2,9 млнГод назад
Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon. Velma is currently the lowest-rated TV Series on IMDB, and has been called the most hated television show of all time. Let’s explore why. ALL MY LINKS - linktr.ee/cynicalreviews Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a RUclips channel member. PATREON - www.pa...
LOST OLLIE Is An Underrated Gem
Просмотров 65 тыс.Год назад
Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon. Lost Ollie is an under-appreciated gem and a rare win for Netflix, but seems to have flown under most people’s radars. That’s a damn shame, and one I’d like to remedy. ALL MY LINKS - linktr.ee/cynicalreviews 00:00 - Ad 1.28 - Intro 2.37 - Lost Ollie’s Premise 4.43 - Dark Content 6.14 - The Writing 7.13 - The Ch...
Why NFTs Deserved To Die
Просмотров 1,8 млнГод назад
Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon. Discord - discord.gg/cynicalreviews Patreon - www.patreon.com/CynicalReviews Channel Memberships - ruclips.net/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSwjoin Long overdue, I’m finally taking a look at the weird, cringey and scummy world of Non-Fungible Tokens. And I have such sights to show you. ALL MY LINKS - linktr.ee/...
BLACK.WHITE - The Insane Race-Swapping Reality Show
Просмотров 423 тыс.Год назад
Get exclusive NordVPN deal here ➵ nordvpn.com/cynicalreviews It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! Black. White. was a reality show that aired on FX in 2006, following two families, one white and one black, as they swap races using makeup to experience ‘life on the other side’. And yes, it’s as uncomfortable and cringe as it sounds. ALL MY LINKS - linktr.ee/cynicalreviews NEW ...
SANTA INC - The Worst Comedy of 2021
Просмотров 949 тыс.2 года назад
Go to NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews to get a 2-year plan at a huge discount plus 1 month free. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! More information about NordVPN: ruclips.net/user/nordvpn Santa Inc is yet another terrible adult animated comedy that attracted huge amounts of controversy even before it was released, and is without a doubt the worst comedy I’ve seen this year. I f...
The Death of Dislikes | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 178 тыс.2 года назад
Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews and use code HOLIDAY to get 15% off your raycon order! Brought to you by Raycon. RUclips has decided to start hiding the amount of dislikes on videos. I want to talk about why that’s an absolutely awful idea. NEW MERCH STORE! - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk/ 00:00 - Intro/Ad 1:23 - So RUclips is hiding dislikes… 3:19 - Why Dislikes Are Important 8:01 - RUc...
The ‘Karen’ Movie is Insultingly Bad | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 667 тыс.2 года назад
Please visit www.ayylienclothing.com and get 20% off some of the coolest clothes in the world by using code “CYNICAL” at checkout. Yes, someone made a movie based on the Karen meme. And it’s as terrible and insulting as it sounds. 00:00 - Intro / What is a ‘Karen’? 2:48 - The ‘Karen’ Movie and Why It Sucks 8:49 - Ayylien Ad 10:30 - Act One 16:54 - Act Two 21:20 - Act Three 25:38 - Final Thought...
The Kissing Booth 3 Broke Me | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 593 тыс.2 года назад
It's finally time to end this journey. Go to NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews to get a 2-year plan at a huge discount plus 4 months free. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! 00:00 - Intro 00:35 - The Kissing Booth & Me 5:10 - Ad 6:45 - It’s Bad. Obviously. But Here’s Why. 11:09 - The “Story” 26:20 - The Inevitable Conclusion 28:07 - Outro & Patreon Credits Get Early Access to unce...
ZYZZYX ROAD - The Lowest-Grossing Movie Of All Time | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 408 тыс.2 года назад
Brought to you by Raycon. Go to buyraycon.com/CynicalReviews for 15% off your order! Let's take a look at Zyzzyx Road (2006), a movie that managed to earn a mere $30 at the box office, making it the lowest-grossing movie of all-time. It's also not very good, and pretty weird. 00:00 - Intro - The Lowest-Grossing Movie of All Time 1:44 - Why it only made $30 5:02 - Ad 7:41 - Why Zyzzyx Road is cu...
HBO’s THE PRINCE Is Terrible & Insulting | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 1,5 млн2 года назад
Go to NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews to get a 2-year plan at a huge discount plus 4 months free. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee! My Official Minecraft Server: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.co Minecraft Server Discord: discord.gg/28gFVETVYq D&D Discord Server: discord.gg/7DeF9hYAs5 Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a RUclips...
We Are Not Criminals, YouTube
Просмотров 209 тыс.2 года назад
We Are Not Criminals, RUclips
Hollywood's Worst Production Nightmare - The Island of Dr Moreau
Просмотров 600 тыс.2 года назад
Hollywood's Worst Production Nightmare - The Island of Dr Moreau
BEN & ARTHUR - A Laughably Bad Gay Marriage Movie
Просмотров 333 тыс.3 года назад
BEN & ARTHUR - A Laughably Bad Gay Marriage Movie
EMPRESS THERESA Is A Bizarre & Insane Rabbit Hole - w/ KrimsonRogue
Просмотров 567 тыс.3 года назад
EMPRESS THERESA Is A Bizarre & Insane Rabbit Hole - w/ KrimsonRogue
The AFTER Sequel is Even More Stupid and Toxic
Просмотров 507 тыс.3 года назад
The AFTER Sequel is Even More Stupid and Toxic
The Insane ‘Lord Of The Flies’ Reality Show You've Never Heard Of
Просмотров 617 тыс.3 года назад
The Insane ‘Lord Of The Flies’ Reality Show You've Never Heard Of
Sia's Autism Movie is Terrible & Insulting
Просмотров 7 млн3 года назад
Sia's Autism Movie is Terrible & Insulting
MULAN - Disney's Despicable Disaster
Просмотров 1,7 млн3 года назад
MULAN - Disney's Despicable Disaster
Why Wonder Woman 1984 is Terrible
Просмотров 613 тыс.3 года назад
Why Wonder Woman 1984 is Terrible
Hulk Hogan’s Insane Christmas Movie | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 170 тыс.3 года назад
Hulk Hogan’s Insane Christmas Movie | Cynical Reviews
Terrible Animated Lovecraft Movies for Kids (Yes, Really...) | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 580 тыс.3 года назад
Terrible Animated Lovecraft Movies for Kids (Yes, Really...) | Cynical Reviews
GHOST STORIES - The Infamous, Hilarious and Offensive Anime Dub [SEE DESCRIPTION]
Просмотров 327 тыс.3 года назад
GHOST STORIES - The Infamous, Hilarious and Offensive Anime Dub [SEE DESCRIPTION]
The D&D Moral Panic Movies were Utterly Ridiculous | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 527 тыс.3 года назад
The D&D Moral Panic Movies were Utterly Ridiculous | Cynical Reviews
The Edge of Seventeen - A Surprisingly Good Teen Movie | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 433 тыс.3 года назад
The Edge of Seventeen - A Surprisingly Good Teen Movie | Cynical Reviews
THE KISSING BOOTH 2 Is The Worst Netflix Teen Romcom I've Ever Seen | Cynical Reviews
Просмотров 1,5 млн3 года назад
THE KISSING BOOTH 2 Is The Worst Netflix Teen Romcom I've Ever Seen | Cynical Reviews

Комментарии

  • @Wolf05227
    @Wolf05227 49 минут назад

    This show may suck, and I myself might be a slave to the British crown, but you have to admit, this show's rendition of the royal family, particularly with how they're drawn, is spot on.

  • @starrsmith3810
    @starrsmith3810 Час назад

    I wouldn’t be surprised if teen pregnancy literally INCREASED after this came out considering how much they romanticize it.

  • @starrsmith3810
    @starrsmith3810 Час назад

    I’m further convinced the porn isn’t the problem. His parents just suck.

  • @jk-sd6qc
    @jk-sd6qc Час назад

    they never lived.

  • @QichinVODs
    @QichinVODs 2 часа назад

    I kept waiting for Elodie to ask the dragon to smell her father's blood for any "scent of royalty". I guess I was expecting too much of the writing.

  • @XxK4itlinPupp3tsxX
    @XxK4itlinPupp3tsxX 2 часа назад

    As an autistic person Eww brotha eww that movie made me overstimulated and I had to leave the theatre

  • @foultarnished0101
    @foultarnished0101 5 часов назад

    I was also told that apparently, when this movie first released, Scottish people were also peeved off by its heavy inaccuracy. If it was a fantasy with made up characters based in england and Scotland, then it would br considered a fantastic movie.

  • @chrisakaschulbus4903
    @chrisakaschulbus4903 6 часов назад

    The thing about offensiveness and south park is, they don't try to be offensive, they just are. They don't need to advertise themself as "edgy" or "triggering"...

  • @xxZenalAxx8936
    @xxZenalAxx8936 6 часов назад

    THE DAD NEEDS HIS OWN SEQUAL JUST FOR THAT. WE NEED A MOVIE OF HIM SHAPING ELLE INTO A GOOD PERSON BECAUSE SHES A PIECE OF 💩 .

  • @rapbattlefan2008
    @rapbattlefan2008 9 часов назад

    Personally, the reason that I found the show disappointing was because I went into it thinking it was going to be some epic fantasy quest plot line. Something comparable to that of Lord of the Rings, Game of Thrones, Narnia, etc. but something with comedy as much as adventure. There was NO adventure. At least not an epic one, anyway. Don’t get me wrong, I think there is DEFINITELY a market for an adult cartoon/ fantasy parody series, similar to an animated Order of the Stick (iykyk). But with the plot line it currently has, the whole time, I was thinking, “and whyyyyyy is it set in a medieval fantasy world?” The setting didn’t seem to add anything interesting to the story. It could be set in the real world and literally NOTHING about the plot would change. I wanted to like this show. I really did. I watched the whole first season hoping it would get more interesting but it never did. As a fan of fantasy adventure quest stories, this was a huge disappointment.

  • @mpk888
    @mpk888 10 часов назад

    Easy A was so much better in terms of moral message movies. I mean it had much more soul and depth in the characters.

  • @mechajay3358
    @mechajay3358 11 часов назад

    Scrappy finally escaped the years of hate he gotten. And all he had to do was take out a character people legitimately hated.

  • @ambushbob5383
    @ambushbob5383 13 часов назад

    White bowser: their just cartoons.

  • @katharineeavan9705
    @katharineeavan9705 17 часов назад

    the irony being that Futurama accidentally did this premise both better and in a more triggering, genuinely offensive way (like having implications about real world trans people and cis women as opposed to "how am I supposed to be offended by an argument you completely made up?"). Like, a progressive leaning show already did their idea but more effectively over a decade ago. How are they not embarrassed?

  • @henrymars6626
    @henrymars6626 17 часов назад

    I've seen the JelloApocalypse video of why Fred is the best character too many times to admit and forever I will remember how the writer/director/I don't remember his role rn hated Scrappy so much he made him the villain and I guess the movie did so poorly Scrappy was essentially deleted from all future iterations of the franchise (until Velma but does that count?) so the bit was "he hated Scrappy so much he killed Scrappy forever let his epitaph on his grave be "I killed Scrappy-Doo" and that's great. Until Velma happened but again: does that count?

  • @itoshrifaaa-ds6cq
    @itoshrifaaa-ds6cq 17 часов назад

    subconsciously about to hit a dislike because of the content 🤣🤣 until i realized again that this is a review thanks for the video ✨